Teacher without a school

No we don’t do not do snitchin’
No we don’t do fission
Hit you with that new vision
Don’t know what to do with it

Fun fact, a Thermo-nuclear bomb is 1) launched with a rocket projectile type situation 2) starts a fission chain reaction in order to raise the temperatures around… 200 million degrees celsius in order to 3) start the fusion induced big ole bomb.

Capitalism 👿

Let’s pull out my numbers and check how much energy that will take.

1,000,000,000,000 Joules.

So that’s one billion times the energy it takes for me to type this here little text bloggy.


I had an awesome Saturday night drinking for the first time after being in LOCKUP (luxury therapy. They forced me to take multivitamins and eat a delicious meal 3 times a day). Now my cat just farts in my face.).

Since i drank 1 or 2 bottles of wine, i didn’t take my benzodiazepine (2mg Lorazepam/Ativan) along with my normal nightly meds.

Back in high school i would cruise around (as a passengeR) taking the trinity of a football (0.5mg xanax), 1 or two beers (beer), and smoking schwag (weed in the 2000s before your spoiled stoner asses get only dro everywhere)(do you even know what weed seeds look like.).

Please, let’s not digress. This is a serious blog.

What am I even writing about.

I woke up at 3AM because my nightly quad bar (2mg ativan) didn’t keep me asleep and some dog was having zoo-chosis . It is now 6:30AM. Can you do that mathematics, class/? (Ignore daylight savings time confusion, why do we even do that shit?.).

I’m having teaching withdrawwls.

I feel sorry for when I start teaching at random people and then look and feel like


I think i’m going to teach free community support chemistry classes. We have to stick together to deal with the anxiety and post-traumatic depression of chemistry classes.

People should not have to go through chemistry class alone. Get help.

The FDA has shown that 9/10 teenagers struggle with chemistry.

Just saying the word chemistry has caused 3 reported deaths worldwide in 2017.

I can type whatever I want with this keyboard.


(a) General requirements. Students shall be awarded one credit for successful completion of this course. Required prerequisites: one unit of high school science and Algebra I. Suggested prerequisite: completion of or concurrent enrollment in a second year of math. This course is recommended for students in anywhere on WordPress.

My favorite chemistry topic is actually specific heat.

(11) Science concepts. The student understands the energy changes that occur in chemical reactions. The student is expected to:

(A) understand energy and its forms, including kinetic, potential, chemical, and thermal energies;

(B) understand the law of conservation of energy and the processes of heat transfer;

If you put a cup of hot coffee inside your refrigerator, you can calculate exactly how many joules it would take to cool it down to the same temp as the rest of the fridge. You only have to know the temperature of the fridge, and the temperature of the coffee. and then Math it. the formula looks something like this.

fridge – coffee = tepid

I teach honest learning experiences related to the state-mandated curriculum thanks.



But yea, now where can I find a captive audience that will somehow pay me to talk at them? I need a new job.


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